What is the difference between men and
pigs?
Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
TzurielMerlionML
Q: How do you know
you're flying over
Poland?
A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.
StamatisMontaekq
What do
you do if your bank account stops
working?
Throw the guy out of the house.
EdgardLinTg
There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.
How
many were left ?
None. They were all copy cats !
FulumiraniMickykA
Did you ever see a country boy in New
York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers,
"Taxi!"
McCloudHrafnaG
Q: What is the smartest thing that can come out
of a
blonde's mouth?
A: Einstein's ***.
SteffonRaedclyfZd
If a man was born in England, raised in
America and died in Spain, what does that make him?
Dead.
WilhelmSigehereTQ
A
cannibal chief was just about to stew
his latest victim for dinner when
the man protested,
"You can't
eat me ? I'm the manager!"
"Well," said the cannibal, "soon
you'll be a manager in chief."
MahkahGiollabrighdeom
What did the snake say when he was offered a
piece of
cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just have a
slither.
PattonCadwgawnmj
Q. What does a blonde
say when you blow in
her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"
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